How Jack Can Beat Steve
Saturday, September 6th, 2008Jack Layton is the best candidate for leading Canada. There. I said it.
In order to win that title, he’s going to have to get Steve to show his true colours. Here are just a few suggestions:
- Constantly refer to him as a ‘bully’ or ‘thug’ as opposed to being ’strong’
- Say he’s the world’s greatest socialist, one to admire, for all of the recent pre-election spending announcements
- Always call him ‘Steve’, alluding to his close alliance with George W. Bush, the most reviled President in US history
- Show ads with Steve and Bush hugging, shaking hands, being good buddies.
- Ask ‘where was Steve’ with a number of issues, including the Ontario economy, the massive food recall, the Sunrise Propane explosion, the devastating truck crash on the 401/404 recently and so on.
- Try depicting Steve as having just a little more personality than Darth Vader
- "He’s not a minivan dad, he’s an Esca-lady"
And Dion? Well, given that he’s unproven as leader, Jack again become the only real option.