US Attacks … (fill in Middle East country here)

In this piece , it was reported that the US had attacked Syria.  Ooops.  We didn’t realize that the border was so close.  Like an elephant in a china shop.  Let’s hope it’s just not a shop in China.

A month ago it was Pakistan.  Next month, it’ll probably be Iran.  In 2009, it’ll likely be Venezuela.

ARE YOU NEXT?